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Pee-Poot

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.
"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."
by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023
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Poot

A small amout of cum usually from someone with small testicles or someone that masturbates too much
Girl: is that all you have it's a poot of cum

Boy:sorry sorry sorry
by The KG12344 June 24, 2017
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Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax
Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂
by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019
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Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
by WorderWordington August 10, 2022
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Poot

Something that is cool or “hard
Will: bro look at my new lime green 4Runner

Leya: BROOO that’s poot asf
by Realtrappa446 October 4, 2022
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poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.
kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you
by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020
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Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex
Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.
by KhVu September 18, 2017
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