Missile carrying

When a person carries around a dildo, vibrator, or sex toy around with them; usually discretely

Melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work

Melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.

by xreyoflight July 10, 2017

Sunny missile

A piss which is suddenly and uncontrollably released after holding it in for a while

Today I was stuck in traffic on my way to work. I didn't use the toilet before leaving the house so I had to let out a sunny missile right on my leather car seats.

by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024

hate-missile

A balled up fist ready to punch an opponent.

Watch out for the hate-missile it's about to fly!

by Mr. Robotron June 14, 2017

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)

"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.

Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025

Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018