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jonah

the most smexy guy in the world he gets all the girls
jonah gets sloan,angie,shylah,ambrille, and way more
by jake paul daddy March 22, 2021
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Jonah Woodburn

Jonah Woodburn is a fictional name combining two of the best elements of the human naming convention.

Being the direct antithesis to words created to insight suffrage, (such as Gimogen) Jonah woodburn has been created to bring a temporary state of nirvana when heard. The short lived euphoria is often used a gift to someone truly in need.
Max: “Jonah woodburn!”
Ruben “ohh yes! Thank you!”
by Bushwalk August 17, 2024
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jonah perez

Jonah Perez Is a person who you can hang with and laugh. He doesn't like to be messed with. He always has a smile on his face and has the nicest hair.
Man I wish I can be a Jonah Perez
by J.perez_24 July 18, 2017
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Jonah Hills

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills
by Cocranium November 16, 2022
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Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023
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J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
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Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.
Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.
by Gigachadus June 15, 2022
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