ICP Drift

The force that creates misalignment between a seller and a prospect and negatively impacts sales. Often caused by undetected subtle changes in the seller's focus, the buyer's environment, or the market itself.

A company and its prospects experience ICP drift - or misalignment over time.

by Empiric November 15, 2023

Beijing Drift

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..

When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..

by The pimple popper March 25, 2023

Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.

Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.

by DJ Princess Ariel aka DJ Vaper March 27, 2022

Maternal Drift

The gradual or ongoing detachment from the emotional or behavioral responsibilities of motherhood, often seen in young mothers who had children during their teenage years and never fully transitioned into a maternal role.
Can involve a lifestyle that mirrors someone in their twenties, with parenting taking a backseat.

“She had her son at 16, but it’s like she never grew into being a mom—still out every weekend. Classic case of maternal drift.”
“Maternal drift hit hard after she realized she missed out on her youth and tried to reclaim it.”
“Don’t confuse maternal drift with bad parenting—it’s deeper, like being emotionally stuck between two lives.”

Maternal Drift

by PosthumouslyObscure June 2, 2025

Drifting

Drifting is a way to make your car slide on the highway or road or freeway and hit corners and turns without having to slow down especially famous for using when advance street racing difficulty.

To be the king of Drifting is all I ever wanted.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Reality Drift

The subtle feeling that the world around you is slightly fake, off, or slipping out of sync. A cultural vertigo caused by algorithms, endless feeds, and manufactured experiences that blur the line between what’s authentic and what’s engineered.

Scrolling through TikTok at 2 a.m. and realizing every trend feels staged gave me major reality drift.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025

Drifting

The thing everyone's joycon likes to do. It could happen for a multitude of reasons.

Billy: Hey Jim, what's wrong with your joycon?
Jim: Damn it it must be drifting.
Billy: Just blow into it maybe it will tone it down a bit.

by LegalMeme September 10, 2019