Albert shaw

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!

by aml30x January 30, 2024

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Albert

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.

Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.

by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021

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Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.

'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'

by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

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Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

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Albert

49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.

Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.

by Hannnah._.Grace January 30, 2022

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