Covid-19

A new virus that emerged in 2019. Transmission of Covid occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles in between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include hyper-vigilant cleansing, distrust of friends and neighbors, and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights for the perception of safety. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.

I sure hope the government will give us back our freedom once the Covid-19 is gone!

by montag123 March 25, 2021

November 19

yeet ur small friend into a wall day and buy ur tall friend food day

me: it's November 19th. u know what that means..
my small friend: ooohhhhh cccrrrraaaaaaaapppppp!

by calypso 222 November 18, 2019

19 April

Something that for some reason is trending right now.

19 april is trending on urban dictionary for some reason. Weird.

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

BLOVID-19

What COVID-19 should really be referred to.

I’m sick to the back teeth of having to talk about BLOVID-19 everywhere I go!

by SpitFire4Truth March 24, 2021

November 19

National fuck your favorite friend day!

Don’t be shy! Just walk up to them, show them this, and go for it! If they say no they’ll have extremely bad luck, illnesses, and soon they’ll come out as gay..

Boy: guess what day it is!
Girl: what?
Boy: Its November 19th, Aka Fuck your favorite friend day!
Girl: Oof, ok fine..
Boy: I love Urban Dictionary!!

by -_-That_One_Dude-_- November 18, 2019

COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

by CBinion91 April 7, 2020

The Covid 19

Like the "freshman 15" but it's the weight you gain from being stuck in quarantine.

My mom asked if i gained weight and i said "yeah i got a case of 'The Covid 19'

by Dickerson231 April 21, 2020