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Cock

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by I'm a home owner June 28, 2010
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cock

Someone who drives in the middle lane of a motorway thinking its okay cos I am doing 75 mph , when there is no one on the inside lane to overtake, so all commercial traffic has to slow up to manouvere around them, causing ensuing chaos for several miles while they sit there oblivious to the flashing headlights and horns blaring. Most truck and van drivers mouth the words " what a fuckin' cock!" Seen regularly on britains motorway network causing accidents, particularly prevalent on bank holiday weekends
Cock Rover drivers, Cock 4 x 4 drivers,old people, women drivers, sales execs, twats with cruise control fitted, people who will not move over under ANY circumstance, they just slow down and speed up as trucks pull out in front of them.Also known as wankers.
by Les Bowley June 27, 2007
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cock

1. A pretty rude slang for the male sex organ, known as the penis.
2. An abusive word that stands for a stupid, uneducated, or mannerless person.
1. Annie: How was the date with Tomas, margie?
Margie: Wonderful! He has such a big cock!
2. Margie: Now that you are married, what do you think of your new husband?
Annie: I discovered that in real life, he is a real cock!
by Urban_Fellow May 30, 2006
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Cock

A large, one-eyed, snake-like creature that feeds on cunt
Cindy: I just love to go to the zoo and feed and pet the Cocks.
by Lotus69 April 17, 2014
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Cock

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.
by TittayMastar January 2, 2007
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Cock

Mrs Montana has 2 cocks that urinate on her body for joy!!!
by PolNOter March 2, 2020
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