shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!

Have you been shagging arse?

by Sammo88 October 04, 2019

arse curtains

Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.

"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"

by Whippet August 06, 2004

arse bandit

A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.

"josh c is an arse bandit"

by some_guy March 29, 2005

arse marrow

A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.

1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!

by PJ January 01, 2005

chefs arse

The unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the arse sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.

Chef Tony was such a ratty old bastard because he had a bad case of chefs arse.

by Botty Bot Bot September 22, 2006

Arse nuts

The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.

"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 05, 2003

arse fez

A word used frequently in the flash cartoon "weebl and bob".
Literally means "ah shit".

Weebl:I spy with my sexy eye, something beginning with "S"
Bob: Is it "sign"?
Weebl(thinking):Arse fez!

by madmike 2011 May 18, 2006