ThanksNewMas

The greatest, most festive party of the year. Super fucking exclusive. Only the coolest are invited.

Person A: “what did you do last night”

Person B: “none of your damn business” (said while reminiscing about the killer ThanksNewMas the night before)

by peoples402 December 24, 2021

thanks ig

The worst answer after a compliment

"You're really good at drums"
"...thanks ig"

by Séan Miller February 22, 2022

thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

...

James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

by kqm May 9, 2022

Thanksgivingmas

Thanksgivingmas is the perfect holiday to knock two birds and a ham out with one weekend! Why have the family travel twice in 30 days when you have Thanksgivingmas to celebrate?

Thanksgivingmas was invented by two brothers Anthony Knies and Andrew Knies. It can be hosted anytime between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

The family is getting together the second weekend of December to celebrate Thanksgivingmas.

by brokerworks November 7, 2022

thanks for the likes

A sentence that people under the age of 5 use when they get a shit ton of likes on YouTube, TikTok, or any other social media platform that (mostly) degenerates go to.

Man throws rock on woman
Some random 12 year old kid on capcut: this is what i call a sigma move

...
Read More *click*

edit: MOM!!! IM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit 2: HOLY- THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
edit 3: older brother here. took care of him. thank me later.

by Nitren December 15, 2022

Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American

We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking

by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023

Brown Thanksgiving

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.

Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"

by Antiriv November 2, 2011