Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
Get the Terrorancemug. A person who when terrorism or a natural disaster strikes does not see pain and suffering caused to a city or nation but rather an opportunity, an opportunity for cheap flights and hotel whilst a country mourns the death toll and destruction.
Sarah: “Hi James, heard you’re off on holiday next week, anywhere nice?”
James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”
James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”
by Simp Sauce November 8, 2023
Get the Terrorism Tourismmug. A person who attacks someone's character based on a soundbite or meme of a completely out of context statement without any further research into the truth.
by Sybill G. Dizzordre September 21, 2021
Get the Soundbite Terrorismmug. Violence carried out under the false pretense of “patriotism” by Donald Trump’s white nationalist cult of supporters in an effort to destroy American democracy. These acts of terror are usually accompanied by American, Nazi, Confederate, and Trump flags, as well as sacrilegious modifications of the American flag, especially the Thin Blue Line. On- and off-duty law enforcement are usually passive or active participants in the terrorism. Donald Trump has publicly incited and condoned these riots, both implicitly and explicitly.
Donald Trump’s presidential campaigns and presidency emboldened white supremacists to enact Trump terrorism on America, culminating in an attack on the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, which has spurred demands for Trump’s immediate removal from office.
by fuckster_treaster January 6, 2021
Get the Trump terrorismmug. The act of the attempt to use manipulation of individuals meta data with the deliberate intention to bring severe harm to one or more people not acting out in self-defense.
The digital terrorism began when a terrorist started a conversation about the unimportance of the store 7-11, while boarding flight 711, in hopes that AI would cause the plane to crash.
by Anymouse83 November 28, 2020
Get the Digital terrorismmug. by Cookypookie November 27, 2023
Get the TERRORISMmug. schmeebus
by crinklehumphrey January 19, 2024
Get the terrormug.