Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
Get the cross-eyed teddy bearmug. tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
Get the out of the teddy bear clubmug. by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
Get the teddy give us free nitromug. the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.
by teddyjingles November 20, 2021
Get the teddy jinglesmug. A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.
Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?
Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear
Josh: Nice broooo
Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear
Josh: Nice broooo
by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019
Get the Teddy Bearmug. by So.this.is.it December 12, 2021
Get the Teddy Boyfriendmug. The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.
Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.
Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.
Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5
Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5
Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin
by Pseudopseudoerythronym September 11, 2025
Get the [teddy] Bloxpinmug.