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Tactical Nuke

When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.
Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.

Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
by blonde69 November 13, 2011
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tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.
by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010
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Tactical taco

"Shot, move, communicate, and taco"
In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!
by Josie12 April 8, 2017
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tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn
If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin
by A narcoleptic walrus July 3, 2015
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Tactical Chirps

The tactical chirps is an ancient technique passed down through the ages.

Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.
Great tactical chirpsing John! You totally won her over!
by Chirpsmaster October 8, 2010
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The Gia Tactic

Trying to do something or go somewhere and
your parents won't let you? Throw yourself on the
ground and cry!
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic
by Eeeeerrrrrwwww October 31, 2021
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Tactical spoon

He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2

. If you throw you becum very susi

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by Arnelio zodynelis February 2, 2022
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