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Golden Toes 

When a girl or woman has feet where her bone structure, skin tone, nail placement, and skin texture are so close to perfect that a majority of people who are attracted to female feet will consider her feet more attractive then anything else they ever seen.
A girl I work with is always playing with her shoes under her desk. One day I walked by and she had them off. I couldn't help but stop and look. I could not believe she had Golden Toes. I have never seen feet so beautiful. Some girls have busted feet or they are so-so. But her feet are so amazing.
Golden Toes by The Jax August 5, 2009
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toeslave 

a person who worships the toes of a female
i live only to lick and suck gemma's little toes, she giggled as she knew i would do anything to sniff her toes, i am not allowed to lick any other part of her foot.
toeslave by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005

mad tones 

when something is cool, hot or anything good
student: can we have our test postponed?
Teacher: of course.
Student: thats mad tones.

kid 1: u no that girl?
kid 2: yea dude she's mad tones.
kid 1: totally gonna add her on facebook
mad tones by kidpandamonium September 6, 2011

tomesterday 

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.
Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.
tomesterday by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

tote iron 

To carry a gun, To have a gun in your possession.

TETESCOPHER 

A professional gambler. The word was coined in a popular Nigerian comedian/activist's skit in which ex-BBN housemante Tobi Bakare claimes to be into teteschophy.
Damn bro I'm no tetescopher but I'll stake everything on Nigeria beating Ghana in their next match
TETESCOPHER by @bobmanuel_g December 24, 2022

sprinkle-toes

The unpleasant drizzle sensation, caused by back splash, that men feel when wearing flip-flops at a urinal.
Jesus, you pretty much have to do urinal-splits to avoid sprinkle-toes at this Barnes & Noble!
sprinkle-toes by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009