Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

Scom Tot

A man totally not related to the internet celebrity, Tom Scott. Scom Tot is a male, 5'6. He is a mega chad and if you see him, do not attack.

Oi, that's scom Tot

Leave him, he'll kill you.
Narh, I'll be fine
*Punching sounds* *ambulance and police sirens*

by Beans_ July 5, 2021

Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college

That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.

by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017

totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.

"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".

by doubleozero June 29, 2020

tot

a word used to describe a person or thing.

wow that tot at the mall was lookin' fine asf.

by zestie August 27, 2018

Tater Tot

Tater Tot; adjective:

Many fans of Tate McRae call themselves, "tater tots"

1. Sarah is a tater tot. She even bought tickets for Tate McRae's concert!
2. I'm a HUGE tater tot!

by strawbvw January 21, 2024

Tator totting

When your tots (balls) are being fucked

“Sholz will you Tator Tot me again ? Sure i have no problem tator totting you again

by Pp-poop03 January 13, 2022