toolcrib

ToolCrib Is a newer word Used To describe a place of Employment. A tool crib Usually Is full of Tools Or douches. The Usage is only recognized appropriate by the User of the word and can Be used freely as it is suspected derogatory, but not easily proven resulting In Human resources Involvement.

"I would go to the beach today but I have to go down to the toolcrib and lock up the Joint."
'olthuggie'
(Go Into work and Make sure nothing Is F'd up)

"Yeah, Heather I will meet you Later after the toolcrib fiasco."
'olthuggie'
(Getting Off work)

by olthuggie March 20, 2008

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tool cut

A hair grooming technique used by adolescent males who take pride in looking like complete douchebags, or "tools." Style consists of long bangs and a shaved back of the head. In the most unfortunate cases, hair on top of the head is worn gelled and sticking up.

Note: may also be accentuated with bad yellow highlights, and serves the purpose of turning women off those sporting these dreadful locks.

jessie: hey, caitlin! Your boyfriend's tool cut is pretty heinous.
caitlin: i know! it sort of makes my eyes bleed when i look at him.
jessie: that haircut has "i'm about to be single" written all over it.
caitlin: pour me another shot?

by whoawhoawhoaaa May 18, 2008

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TOOLW • Toolwack • toolway • tool • Tool Box • Toolbag • Toolie • Tool Belt • toolies • toolface

tool depot

someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.

Sara: That guy is such a tool.
Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box.
Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed.
Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.

by ellen schnurbusch January 4, 2009

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