spagoodle legs

When a woman rides on a huge johnson and it makes her have so many multiple orgasms that they have spaghetti legs and noodle legs at the same time.

I rode that monster so long it gave me spagoodle legs.

by Dannyg247 January 18, 2017

Leg slapper

Like a knee slapper, but when you're mad the joke isn't funny.

Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!

by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010

third leg

An unreliable appendage found on males of upright-walking species. More prolifent in warmer areas, especially in the native tribes of Africa, this appendage is not often used for mobility. The original third leg lost its foot in a shoe thousands of years ago and now all later third legs constantly search in shoes for the long-lost foot. The third leg becomes excited when it approaches the shoe found in between the legs of the female of the species, or the boot found on the posterior end of either the male or female of the species. The leg pokes around the shoe or boot looking for its lost foot, and culminates its search by spewing its tendons into the shoe or boot, trying in a last-stitch effort to reconnect the foot.

In prison, the larger males spend most of their time searching for their foots with their third leg for hours among other inmates.

by Dub P January 10, 2007

leg licker

Another word for a Lesbian

She is such a leg licker

by ShawnaP March 25, 2007

spiders legs

Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

Stanky Leg

Stupid dance, performed mostly by tools who think it's the shit. Give it 6 months max before everyone realizes how moronic it is, if it's not outright forgotten because of the hype of the next shitty-ass throw-away dance move - the kind that will embarass your children in 20 years.

*Kid's 16th birthday party, cue music*

Boy: Omg, dad, wtf you doin?
Father: The Stanky Leg!
Boy: (dies inside from sheer humiliation)

by Kappu February 20, 2009

hog leg

a firearm, ie., old western 6 shot revolvers. shaped like a part of a hogs leg. slang for a pistol, western style

by Anonymous October 22, 2003