(phone vibrates)
Wolf: “Oh, no. No, no, no.”
Judy: “Oh, no. What?”
Wolf: “There's a new post to Mom's blog. Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. And she's already three plane-aritas deep.”
Beef: “Do you feel that, children? The way the wind has stilled in the pines, and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? She is set upon us.”
Wolf: “Oh, no. No, no, no.”
Judy: “Oh, no. What?”
Wolf: “There's a new post to Mom's blog. Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. And she's already three plane-aritas deep.”
Beef: “Do you feel that, children? The way the wind has stilled in the pines, and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? She is set upon us.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2024
to take a nap
by funnay is not funnay April 28, 2011
An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.
Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"
by Burger14 March 12, 2019
The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.
by MadebyRDG June 06, 2024
Asexuals version of 'I ship it'
No sexual desire, all is platonic
derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.
No sexual desire, all is platonic
derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.
heterosexual person: I ship Lucifer and Detective Decker.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.
by xoxo, eXCLusive October 15, 2020
by Wa-Ya-Won June 25, 2023