A male who likes every picture, status and tweet a female posts religiously desperate beggy rapeysloth
"Becky I've ignored the last 10 messages he's sent, so now he's liking all my pictures...the boys thirstyyy""
by Becki with the good hair October 26, 2019
Get the Thirstymug. Person 1: “Ooo that man is fine! He’s such a gilf.”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”
Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”
Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
by Leonora_Medici December 1, 2022
Get the Thirstymug. Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. 1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.
by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024
Get the Thirsty hamstermug. Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul
by JayPear69 February 20, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. Guy 1 “I’m thirsty”
Guy 2 “bruh what”
Guy 3 “no homo dude”
Guy 1 “I just wanna drink water what Are y’all talking about”
Guy 2 “bruh what”
Guy 3 “no homo dude”
Guy 1 “I just wanna drink water what Are y’all talking about”
by BreKfastburr33 June 1, 2020
Get the Thirstymug. When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug.