Sames

A synonym for same used by retarded people

Person 1: I’m straight

Person 2: sames

Person 1: shut tf up

by Thanos_shrek January 17, 2020

Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

in the same book

not close enough to be on the same page, or in the same chapter. in the same book

are we on the same page?

no, but we’re in the same book

by Itlaliangreyhoundlover June 3, 2022

“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Samee

5"8 Muslim boy who calls eating pizza and burgers bulking

I just ate the biggest meal - Samee
Bro your being a Samee

by rukumale January 12, 2023

same-time

When two partners in the act of coitus reach orgasm at the same time. They would say that they “same-timed.” This is enjoyable to both partners as they have synced their orgasms to reach peak climax simultaneously.

Partner 1: “Hey, did you just?”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”

by Sexplainer1 February 8, 2021