Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!

I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie

by Epictailz January 25, 2017

planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly

fucking planet jade

by trip trip March 24, 2012

New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

whats the biggest planet on earth

An autofill suggestion google recommends when it's high.

Me: * types what's the biggest planet *
Google: whats the biggest planet on earth

by Googleplexian November 23, 2021

Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet

Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.

Hym "Mediocrat? Is that what you would call it. The most overpaid mediocre person on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

planet lexwxrld

Planet lexwxrld is a planet were there is onlylove and fear without out fear life is meaningless.

…🛸🌏

Let’s go to planet lexwxrld

by Lexwxrld June 2, 2022

Planet Som

A YouTube channel about Roblox. Makes crappy and informative videos to deliver Roblox news to the community.

And yes, this was written by Planet Som himself, because he knew that nobody else would bother.

“Oh look, isn’t that some Roblox news guy from YouTube?”

“Yeah, he is Planet Som”

by planet som August 27, 2022