The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
Get the Ninja noncemug. A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug. by robloxgamer346899976 February 5, 2022
Get the noncemug. A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties
-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce
by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024
Get the Club noncemug. 
It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug. American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023
Get the Noncemug.