by john smith June 9, 2004
Get the mile a minutemug. by Jeff Lebowski June 10, 2004
Get the mile a minutemug. Guilt Miles are the points collected from a guilt trip. Unlike Air Miles, these 'points' are collected from people, typically those that find the truth to be too painful and try to make you feel bad/guilty about what you said.
Jackie: *cries* I've been working really hard at work lately, and you know the whole thing with my Mom dying has been really stressful. And it's almost my Birthday and I feel so old...
Ryan: Whatever. You're 23 in 5 months, your Mom died 8 years ago and you make sand castles with kids at work. 400 points.
Jackie: Huh?
Ryan: Guilt Miles you crazy b*tch. I could fly the world by now from the points you dish out daily.
Ryan: Whatever. You're 23 in 5 months, your Mom died 8 years ago and you make sand castles with kids at work. 400 points.
Jackie: Huh?
Ryan: Guilt Miles you crazy b*tch. I could fly the world by now from the points you dish out daily.
by itjustclicked July 8, 2010
Get the guilt milesmug. A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016
Get the midget milemug. by CockHandler345 July 19, 2021
Get the Jimmy Milesmug. she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious
by sexy bitch liz April 19, 2019
Get the lizzy milesmug. A rapper from the mitten who plays basketball on the side. He has managed to turn his life into a mycareer player and he just completes side missions.
by Espn trap news February 4, 2022
Get the Miles bridgesmug.