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Jason

Jason is weird funny and is cute he could be bisexual and have little friends but when he falls in love he isn't scared of showing it he shows his love to his gf/bf in public and isn't afraid to be looked at. He may be an ordinary boy but
Jason is awesome!
by Stanlee's #1fan April 23, 2019
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Jason

The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet
Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her
by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017
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Jason

A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.
by jason 67579 May 10, 2018
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Jason

man with cute dad and thic dog
damn that boy looks like jason
by Milo lungen October 16, 2018
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A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.
Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023
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Jason

1.A demigod sent to fulfill the fantasies of women aged 18-45.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.
The sun: “I have to get my shades on, Jason is coming out.”

Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!

My manners
by MisterJsHarleyQuinn March 7, 2019
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Jason

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine
by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022
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