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Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.
Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!
by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011
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Flash-Grilling

Flash-Grilling. v.getting people together spontaneously for a barbecue at different grillocations across England. Predominantly done to out-smart the unpredictable English weather.

Flash-Griller - someone who assembles their friends and family together at short notice using text, email, social media, geo-tagging or phone to spread the word and maximise attendance.
How to go Flash-Grilling:

Step One: Be prepared for sunny days
Step Two: Check out the weather
Step Three: Find a location
Step Four: Gather the troops and make sure they can find you
Step Five: Share out the responsibility
Step Six: Get your grill sizzling
Step Seven: Have fun!
Step Eight: Spread the word

Check out www.simplybeefandlamb.couk/flashgrilling for more info!
by GR2010 May 28, 2010
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ghetto flash

An individual who is the fastest man alive, but lives in a low socioeconomic neighbourhood trying to clean up the streets by being a local hero
"look its the ghetto flash"
ghetto flash ~ "get keen"
by gman2312 June 28, 2017
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Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
by Beezy253 September 30, 2013
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flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.
Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.
by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011
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Flash the BIOS

After being shot-down, a patron at a bar or club combines GHB or roofies with complimentary alcoholic beverages on their target to induce a sudden loss of memory, resulting in a fresh opportunity to score.
Jon: Yo dude, did Sally finally let you bang her last night!?

Tom: Yeah, sorta... I had to flash the BIOS, but it was totally worth it!
by 312steve October 26, 2012
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flash rape

To be flash raped is to get pelvicly thrusted at from behind from a complete stranger and then he runs away all in less than 3.5 seconds
Dag yo Irvine got flash raped whilst standin in the book signing lineup
by Dan Shute November 7, 2007
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