deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour

Deer suicidal or some shit?

by buddy retard July 4, 2020

Deering

Deering: To Deer
To pick apart fresh things callously.

The Chad imposed himself and started "Deering" your new relationship.

by President Brisbine July 23, 2021

idaho deer hunt

When a man is about to cum but he holds it back then procedes to chase his girl around the room trying to splatter her with the semen.

I went on an Idaho deer hunt last night, I shot the wrong one.

by Roarxd420_69 May 4, 2017

Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.

RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!

by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024

Silverballs Forest Deer

A silverballs forest deer is a rare specie of deer that its very habitat is congruent to the polar north country of New York. You may spot this deer around the campus of Suny Potsdam but it is very quick and often frighten easily. It is also easily identified by its hoop earrings used for its distinct nature to attract handsome males. It feeds on ExtenZe plants grown by a local martian field plower named Morg. While very adjust to the cold climate, the Silverballs lives in a Boso dormitory that resembles Disney World.

Silverballs Forest Deer

by LI hottness March 10, 2009

Deer legs

When a woman has long skinny legs that appear pretty and elegant.

Wow did you see that model? She has deer legs!

by Christina.b August 31, 2021

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013