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Conversion Therapy

The practice of using emotional intervention or some form of encouragement to change a persons sexual orientation to heterosexual (straight).
Guy 1 (lets say bisexual): Should I try conversion therapy, I'm not sure about this decision.
Guy 2 (straight): I- no?!
by Pokel_ May 12, 2022
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korean therapy

When you invite a group of male friends to get hard in separate rooms, walk into a circle, lock eyes, drop the towels around your waist, and look down.
Hey big boy, wanna join my Korean Therapy session in the gym tomorrow?
by Toxic Outlaw May 15, 2022
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skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.
I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.
by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022
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fur therapy

When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.
“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”

*opens door*

Cat: *meow*

Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?

Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)

“Alright, there you go

Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)

“At least I got fur therapy”
by Malcontent lag August 17, 2022
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waistline therapy

When the pandemic has been dragging on and you need something to feel alive again. When you need that little kick. That feeling of joy bursting out of your chest. That's when you need waistline therapy - Need to shake that ass and wine like there's no tomorrow.

Also, it's the name of a song by K-Rym the awesome and talented muzishunn from Montreal!
A: have you heard that waistline therapy song?
B: no.. what is this?
A: yoo listen this is, it's a vibe! it's a bop! it's a cure for the depressive moments of life
by brkfastcereals August 21, 2022
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Villain therapy

Ha! Really!? Noooo it’s not fiction it’s based on a true story. 30 million people read the book. And yeah, you can just tell people you’re going to kill them and nothing will happened. There just aren’t any consequences.
Iam “Can you stop?... I can’t stand these breakdown videos.”

Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”

Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”

Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”

Iam 🙄

Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”

Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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fizzical therapy

Medical treatment dat involves imbibing carbonated beverages.
I've found dat mild-to-moderate sore throats can often be significantly alleviated with a combination of frequent tongue-brushing and fizzical therapy.
by QuacksO November 23, 2022
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