Tenny

A cute ass dog that is so nice and loving to her owners and people she’s known her whole life, but wants to kill strangers. Her nickname is tennifer for sure. She loves to play and is a dog that needs attention 24/7 or she will get mad. She’ll sleep next to you like a human. She will also steal your SPOT WHEREVER YOU SIT. If you move you will come back to her ass sitting in your chair. Everyone calls her retarded cause her eyes are further apart than a normal dog but the only person who truly loves her most is her momma.

My friend’s dog, Tenny, is psycho.

by Stupid.h0e May 16, 2020

Tenni

A tall slim muscular ranga that beats Nicky's ass

Nicky, Tenni is gonna beat your ass now

by TheGodOfTheDrPhil June 23, 2020

tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.

Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.

by Soleil99 September 13, 2011

Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.

Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me

by The man z94 February 25, 2023

Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club

Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then

by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023