Zetland teabag

When a man inserts his nut sack into another man's anus then proceeds to then put said nutsack into the same man's mouth
Can't believe doogie loves receiving a Zetland teabag after a long shift

Next time give them a Zetland teabag instead of just a Turkey slap
by Crudeaviator April 28, 2023
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Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.
Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag
by supshp August 20, 2013
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cuban teabag

The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.
“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”

“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”

“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
by Teevmeister July 12, 2022
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Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.
1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018
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Dirty teabag

After having anal sex you dip your balls inside another persons ass when it is gaping, like a teabag in a cup
After the black man fucked me he Dirty teabagged my ass
by Micheal fuckalot March 04, 2009
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Chai Teabag

This is a spin on the classic teabag. It does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. The following ingredients are required: one nutsack; one turd, a load of semen and a snippet of pubic hair. First, slather your nutsack in excrement. Please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. While waiting for the excrement to encrust your balls, vigorously masturbate into a martini glass. Once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. Drop the pubic hairs into the martini glass filled with semen, making sure to mix everything together. Then, carefully dip your shit-encrusted testicles into the martini glass. Once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying nutsack all over his or her face.
Did you know that the reason Caesar was assassinated was because chai teabagged Brutus?
by Kim Dong Il May 09, 2010
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titty teabagging

When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.

Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.
My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>
by FunGal_in_SoCal March 06, 2011
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