a bad taste in my mouth

a feeling that something is false or unfair, a feeling of ill will

I left the meeting with a bad taste in my mouth. There was a lot of dishonesty in the room.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

taste the happy

a phrase originated on the Fox sitcom Arrested Development. It means roughly 'you've made me so happy' or 'join me in being happy'. The character of G.O.B. Bluth once begged his brother to "taste the happy" and pushed his face up against him, trying to get him to taste his tears of happiness.

G.O.B. Bluth: Taste the happy Michael! Taste it!
Michael Bluth: Kinda tastes like sad.

by xfanatic50 December 22, 2005

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

taste my lightning, fucker!

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".

"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*

by The Desolate One April 18, 2008

Tasteless

1. Most commonly, a descriptive term for someone that is lacking in taste. Someone who lacks the ability to recognize things that are of a low-quality.

2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.

3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.

4. Michael Bay.

1. Joey's choices in crappy pop-music reveal him to be somewhat tasteless when it comes to entertainment.

2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.

3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"

4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.

by TeddyStix October 2, 2014

Tasteful Douchebaggary

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.

The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."

by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008

Tastegasm

1. The wierd snorting noise made when eating something delicious. Caused by eating too fast and forgetting to breath because the food is so good.

(eating a California burrito)
"omg this burrito is so good i keep forgetting to breath and im tastegasming!!"

by butterynipples November 14, 2009