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tardshart

Tardshart is used when a person with a mental disability tries to fart, but instead they poop themselves.
An autistic person farts and then freaks out because, there is a little bit more than a fart present.
"That autistic person is screaming because, they accidentally tardsharted."
by Dogturds September 21, 2023
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Tardusphobia

The phobia; or irrational fear of slow moving things. People with this phobia may feel contempt, distress, or uncomfortable when in face of an object, person, or animal that moves unusually slow.
When I saw a slug in my house after it rained, its movements triggered my tardusphobia.
by Pixxi_Ladybug November 14, 2023
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Tarnished

A woman in a lifeless, miserable, marriage usually only sustained by the wealth and status provided.
Jade: being a Tarnished wife isn't all that bad.

*as she weeps into her Rosea
by Pseudonym Mynoduesp November 24, 2023
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tardusphobia

The fear or discomfort experienced when witnessing slow moving objects or animals.
The sloth slowly crawling towards me triggered my tardusphobia.
by Pixxi_Ladybug May 19, 2024
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tarnishka

HELP A TARNISHKA IS CHASING ME!”
by decayrustslut June 29, 2024
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Tarnished Sword

When a man's penis is covered in blood
Last night, she said it didn't matter and gave me a tarnished sword
by IsaacTheJames March 11, 2024
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Tardizarding

When you light a heavily retarded girls pubes on fire (whilst you are also retarded), put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You down't haff enouff badgez tuh twrain meee!"
Me and Emilia were tardizarding last night, but didn't know what to do afterward, as our retardedness got in the way.
by AppleShark93 October 18, 2024
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