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Synchronicity II

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away

Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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Synchro

transforms an angular position of the shaft into an electric signal.
I have to replace the synchro so it can work.
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synchronazi

An alternative term for the Jungian phenomjom of synchronicity. When something happens that seems like a coincidence but feels like it has a deeper meaning, such as you screenshotting the snap convo right as your bestie was about to do that. The "nazi" portion can also be swapped to better fit the conversation, such as "synchrolobsteries", etc.
"Hey dude, I was just at the store and saw a new doritos flavor."

"Whoa! I'm literally eating that flavor of doritos right now dude!"

(both) "Synchronazis!"
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SWNCREW

SWNCREW aka as CREW or fi is a professional roblox player and beside that he also plays valorant with the ingame name RVL Sike but now is "viper is so fine" and also he used to play Foward assault mobile fps games he joined the best clan called reign there he was known as "Hornys", with that ign he was kinda famous becuase name is unique. also a Minecraft pvp 1.8.9 sweats before but currently havent played any minecraft pvp.
A.Hey you know SWNCREW?
B.Yuh, he plays roblox everyday now
A.Na man he plays valorant too btw hes pretty good lol
B.oh yea. btw he couldve go pro on that mobile fps game but sadly he quited
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SYNCHROTARDATION

noun
When everybody is doing the same stupid dance
" The 'Electric Slide' is a case example of synchrotardation. One person doing it is bad.. ten people is a 'boil water' alert."
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