My quite handsome doctor just informed all my results were good within hours of seeing him, and I was so happy that I did the macarena and told him he was t swift!!!!
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“i have a taylor swift obsession”
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Result = a cutesy blonde girl who was told growing up she has a potential singing gift if only she would share it with the world, but now that she did 'share her gift' the world is asking her to go into hiding in Alaska because every time they listen to a song, their ears bleed in pain.
Listening to more than one Taylor Swift song a day (why you're listening to her whitetrash country shit i don't know..) will result in a very routine, depressing day because you will forever have the same melody stuck in your head but you won't be able to decide if you are
1. hating a guy
2. in love with a guy
3. or hating a girl who took the guy who you hate because you were in love with him then he left you for another hoe.
... Thanks a fucking lot Taylor Swift.
Go move to Alaska.
or better yet Canada, and take Justin Beiber with you.
P.S. scarlet letter refers to a girl who got knocked up, and is a classic. the song you use that to discribe yourself in is totally using it wrong because you're just being a whiney bitch because your dad won't let you date a drunkhobo. Completely wrong use of the phrase 'scarlet letter' .
Result = a cutesy blonde girl who was told growing up she has a potential singing gift if only she would share it with the world, but now that she did 'share her gift' the world is asking her to go into hiding in Alaska because every time they listen to a song, their ears bleed in pain.
Listening to more than one Taylor Swift song a day (why you're listening to her whitetrash country shit i don't know..) will result in a very routine, depressing day because you will forever have the same melody stuck in your head but you won't be able to decide if you are
1. hating a guy
2. in love with a guy
3. or hating a girl who took the guy who you hate because you were in love with him then he left you for another hoe.
... Thanks a fucking lot Taylor Swift.
Go move to Alaska.
or better yet Canada, and take Justin Beiber with you.
P.S. scarlet letter refers to a girl who got knocked up, and is a classic. the song you use that to discribe yourself in is totally using it wrong because you're just being a whiney bitch because your dad won't let you date a drunkhobo. Completely wrong use of the phrase 'scarlet letter' .
depressed emo girl : God, i hate him and that stupid whore he ran off with. I loved him so much and he completely ruined me. I think I'll write a repetative song to express my feelings .. again.
person : too much Taylor Swift again ?
person : too much Taylor Swift again ?
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Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.
Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.
Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.
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"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"
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