Coochie sweater

The large patch of pubic hair in the vaginal region that keeps your coochie warm during the cold temperatures

I’m so glad I grew out my coochie sweater to keep my coochie warm during the winter.

by Whore Donna June 7, 2018

Cosby Sweater

In light of recent abuse/rape charges, the Cosby Sweater is a sex act during which the man eats a Jell-O pudding cup yelling, "Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity!" as he ejaculates. For the family planners out there, the act can be taken up a notch by ejaculating into the empty pudding cup.

You never walk down the pudding aisle the same way again after getting a Cosby sweater.

by porcupinecone November 19, 2014

sweave

Sweave describes a maneuver that is a combination of a weave and a swerve. Since a weave is a controlled maneuver and a swerve is usually uncontrolled; the word sweave is used to describe a controlled swerve.

Plural: Sweaving
Past Tense: Sweaved

Jason sweaved to avoid hitting the man in the crosswalk.

by pranabiker July 20, 2008

Sweaterbeads

Breast that are so big in proportion, they can be clearly seen when someone wears a sweater.

Hey you, the one with the sweaterbeads...

by Biz Riz September 17, 2010

Salad Swerver

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.

I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.

by Sffil June 2, 2008

sweater

A code word used for drugs to avoid causing suspicion.

"Hey man, do you have my sweater?"

by Spirrow March 24, 2008

Sweater Puppies

Titties

Look at the sweater puppies in that kennel.

by 4thirty November 2, 2008