A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!
by Jörg December 12, 2006
Get the Dutch Oven Surprise mug.When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!
by Rofellos December 10, 2007
Get the Shaolin Surprise mug.When you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight. Then you get a girl to circumsize your penis, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. Then the girl lights the tip of your penis to stop the bleeding from the circumcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your penis.
My girl wanted to smoke last night do I gave her a Cuban surprise.
I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.
I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.
by Sexytexan1990 January 11, 2014
Get the cuban surprise mug.when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench
joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis
by neez/roddie September 2, 2004
Get the bottled suprise mug.by motherly love January 18, 2010
Get the surprise butt sex mug.Prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. Have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) Invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous sexual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). Following ejaculation upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over ejaculate-covered area. In chorus, shout "Wolverine!". Bask in the glory of your successfully executed Wolverine Surprise.
"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"
by Daveyboi January 30, 2008
Get the Wolverine Surprise mug.I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.
by Superscope March 1, 2008
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