Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.

I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

by Svennebanana February 16, 2021

Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed

Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer

by Trou god April 27, 2021

Rock on boy summer

A summer consisting of boys rocking on, not to rock music but just saying rock on at any given moment. Often said in a high pitch tone with extended syllables.

Boy 1: “wow great shot!”

Boy 2: “roooock ooonnn”

Boy 1: “rock oooonnn”

Boy 3: “roooooccckkk ooonnn”

Boy 4: “roooockk onnn it’s a rock on boy summer”

by DT MIKE June 23, 2021

summer sack

When the mercury rises and the humidity peaks, a frequently resulting condition is known as summer sack. The condition can be characterized by temporary ball sack adhesion to the upper thigh, general saturation in perspiration, and a resulting mysterious funk. Similar to swamp nuts in the tropics and American south.

Friend: I have got some serious swas going.

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got summer sack for sure.

by gordonblue August 28, 2007

Summer Vacation

The time of year from June to August when you have a lot of weddings, college kids go home to their summer job and the kids go to summer camp. And for the dumber kids, they have to go to summer school.

Summer vacation was the best time of the year for me when I was a kid.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2009

summerfish

This is a term used by bands to describe the ones that they met whilst travelling. The summerfish is simply a groupie. The one that gives you great times and pleasure (and usually sex), but it's only for beautiful summer months.

Mike: Hi dude, do you remember this busty chick we met in June in Prague?
Henry: Oh yeah, she was a real summerfish.

by mike_beast November 8, 2007