your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work

roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?

by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.

These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!

by araneaeee December 1, 2016

mean mum

apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.

a mean mum is a mean mum

by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020

mum’s best

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.

by Bun Police August 25, 2022

Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.

Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!

by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023

Your mum

An expression used by Daniel Howell. Often made to insult Phil Lester.

Phil: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Dan: "Your mum"

by Arkadiakruu December 18, 2018