Customer Support Fever is a type of ethnic sex fever, similar to Jungle Fever ("Once you go black, you never go back") or Turban Fever ("It's the oil"). Indians are the targeted group. The name comes from the people normally manning (or womaning) call centers.
"I must have customer support fever cause I'm intentionally downloading viruses just to hear that sweet Indian accent asking me if I have the monitor plugged in."
by ared38 November 17, 2007

A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.
Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane
Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.
Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?
Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.
Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.
Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?
Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.
by Chad Brylo January 29, 2018

by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022

Michael: I’m sorry, what did you just say?
Trent: Obama’s a Muslim, Bill Clinton is gay, and I’m a QAnon supporter who will usher us into the new white America!
Michael: Dude you could’ve just said you’re retarded.
Trent: Obama’s a Muslim, Bill Clinton is gay, and I’m a QAnon supporter who will usher us into the new white America!
Michael: Dude you could’ve just said you’re retarded.
by TheRealPain February 4, 2021

by Apathetically Political October 6, 2016

A spin-off Youtube live stream show made by a member of the Buddhism Hotline Rajeev Kapoor. The show focuses on helping callers with tech support. Like the Buddhism Hotline, it gets trolled by prank calls.
by ThePerkyHamster October 22, 2019

Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.
by Premedmachine May 2, 2018
