static

the act of giving shit to boys when they are aren't treatin the sistas propa.
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nickname for girlfriends lookin out for their sistas when the boys aren't acting propa.

TIM said to tell that biotch BRIDGET SUE to stop giving him static and drop his hot ass off~1 block from his house so his peeps wont see him take the walk of shame, after a night @ VAL'S.

by arcadia storm July 31, 2005

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statii

Plural of status.

Joe: What did you do today?
Bob: I check out my friends' statii on facebook.
Joe: Fo' sho?
Bob: Fo' sho.

by BlammaJamma56 April 20, 2009

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Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

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Statist

A form of mental illness in which someone believes that a government body run by corporations, is needed to threaten and imprison people for there own safety. It is similar to terrorism but much more accepted in society. It is based on false logic, and hypocritical legislative bodies to promote fascism, much like Nazi Germany.

Statist "You broke the law, the state of california says you can't stand on the sidewalk after 9pm!!! You deserve to be punished for the terrible crime you committed!"

Logical Person "Is the state a legal entity that can lawfully enforce laws upon people? Where were they granted the authority?"

by Freedom4everyone January 14, 2017

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