scousetwats

Belter scouse meme page ran by 2 punnies

Shout out Scousetwats or al put yer nan in a splif

by scousetwats October 29, 2020

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

spouseu

The non-binary equivalent to waifu and husbando. Original coined by an unknown Tumblr user.

My spouseu are the absolutely the cutest, they're perfect

by jenrikforlife February 10, 2021

Scousers queef

Scousers queef

The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing

by Tedbundy666 March 15, 2021

Sousef

Sarah+Yousef a love that can never be matched

no one can match our sousef

by LiquidCrayon March 16, 2021

Scouse

A person originating from Liverpool, that by the nature of growing up in said town instills a fear of theft and deception in folks with a more fortunate upbringing.

Prefix: "thieving"
Suffix: "git"

"Did you hear that guy talk? I think he's scouse!"

"Better check your hubcaps! That thieving scouse git probably stole them!"

by chefnikolai April 11, 2021