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stoner porn

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.
That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.
by Commander Buns February 16, 2017
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stoner cold

getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers
whats wrong with you man

ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month
by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013
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Stoner Crew

Only the most elite members of society, who can be identified by their clear love for weed. The people who come to school or work looking high as fuck, like they just woke up from a year long coma.
Jim: Ayo Matt, look at Mason over there looking high AF. Ms Nelson boutta take his ass to the principal.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.
by Strudelgod2001 September 7, 2020
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Stoner Penguin

The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.
Look at all of the Stoner Penguins!

The March of the Stoner Penguins.
by I am seriously bored right now October 17, 2012
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Stoner Handshake

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.
Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!
by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010
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stoner magic

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.
Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic
by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009
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Stoner Thanksgiving

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.
That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.
by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006
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