As made famous in MTV's reality show Rob and Big by co-star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Junk Socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend's feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one's manhood.
It was cold back stage at the strip club as Big Black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as "Black Lavender". With nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, Black complains about the size of his goods.
Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."
Rob: "Stuff it."
Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.
Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."
Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."
Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."
Rob: "Stuff it."
Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.
Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."
Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."
by T-Cell October 29, 2009
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First : stand naked against a mirror so you penis rests against your stomach. Seeing someone in the mirror makes it seem like your are playing with a partner.
Second : sob quietly
First : stand naked against a mirror so you penis rests against your stomach. Seeing someone in the mirror makes it seem like your are playing with a partner.
Second : sob quietly
Mom - "Why is my mirror always smudged, John?"
John - "Just playing Solo Tummy Sticks mom, its cool.."
Mom - "Have you been crying......?"
John - "Just playing Solo Tummy Sticks mom, its cool.."
Mom - "Have you been crying......?"
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