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Stocking the shelves

The act of taking a dump in a store's display case
I was so frustrated with the quality of their product, that I helped them by "stocking the shelves" with some of my own product.
by GlassMan84 February 5, 2021
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Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.
Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.
by Dudebloke March 19, 2021
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Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"
by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021
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curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
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Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 29, 2017
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Covid Stock

The charts of COVID-19 Cases is similar to a high sentiment stock in the stock market. There are many waves like some of the technical ways to define stock charts.
Have you seen the COVID stock? It's rising quicker than Apple's stock. I definitely see lots of volatility. 2020 was definitely the year it popped off.
by invester January 8, 2021
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Sticky Stocking

Well performing sexual acts finishing on a women feet with your semen, after putting your socks back on. Hits Sticky Stocking
Dude the sex was so bad I give her a Sticky Stocking
by Urban unknown January 8, 2017
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