spitting venom

spitting venom- when someone over uses profanity (a.k.a. cuss words) in every sentence or conversation

yo dawg, Jamal is spitting venom like crazy after you wooped his ass in 1on 1 streetball

by Black Ice April 5, 2006

sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.

I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.

by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013

shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010

The spitting llama

While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.

Dude i totally messed up her hair when i did The spitting llama last night

by LostProphetInc June 17, 2009

Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.

To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.

Person 1: I might visit Sittingbourne.

Person 2: sure, but your'll be disappointed.

by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016

Shitting Rainbows

When a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.

"Hey. I heard Jake got laid last night"
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."

"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."

by NeshaMP January 14, 2009

spitting

A term used for what a girl does with the cum when she is giving head.

Elina spits instead of swallowing when giving Paul head.

by Holly February 1, 2005