Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.

I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.

by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017

Boom stiff

When you get aroused by farts of smelly buttholes

I have such a boom stiff right now.

by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017

Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob!!💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020

Stiff

Not movin/ bitchin for no real reason.

“Yo stop being so fucking STIFF bro.”

by Zes520 January 13, 2020

stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"

I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....

by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016