Steaming Beverly

During the final stages of anal intercourse, the man withdraws his member, and by the grace of god, there remains a steaming turd hanging by a single pubic hair on the end of his shaft.

Origin: During the Canadian Fur Trade, a successful Steaming Beverly portended an early summer.

"Honey, honey...be still, and turn around very slowly. We've got ourselves a Steaming Beverly!"

by steaming jesus October 10, 2009

Steam-Cracker

When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.

Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter

by zzyyxxzyzyx April 23, 2011

steaming shit

Steaming shit is where It feels like you are shitting out hot burning steam that is actually shit

Bob took a painful steaming shit and felt as is his anus was on fire

by Oofooflettuce December 21, 2017

steam dyke

A lesbian with a particularly masculine job, I.e. construction, industrial, ironwork, or textile. Classically dressed in jeans, boots, masculine t shirt or flannel.

They hired a new mechanic, she’s a real steam dyke.

by The troof January 21, 2018

Cock steam

The weird shit on your dick that appears after beating your meat

Goddamn I had a lot of cock steam last night

by __Mudkip November 1, 2017

Steamed Crab

The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.

"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"

by Bananahammer August 20, 2009

cold steam

Practically just vapor/ condensation but, cold steam is the term that “intellectuals” use. Is meant to be a joking way of saying something.

The surrounding air was warm, so the freezer let out some COLD STEAM.

by _oof December 7, 2018