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A useful tool for tapeless times.
"uh oh, i ran out of tape.. now what do i do?"

"staples my friend.. staples"
by dr. toofess April 12, 2013
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Stapleton

1 (N) A Person, when asked to do something, says ok then walks away and stares into space 2 A person that mumbles incoherent words that have nothing to do with anything that has taken place in the last fifty years. 3 A person that does the two things above at once. 4 A person that has an extremely long chin hair that grows back within a matter of hours. 5 Someone that can't remeber what they are doing so they act like they know what is going on and eventually go into their "Special Rooom". 5 The first steroind free bearded lady. 6 A woman wiht a large bald spot on top of their head that they know nothing about. 7 A person that, if you throw crackers at her head and hit her in the eye, will take ten minutes to realize what just happened. 7 Joey's lover. 8 A rather large block of nothing that slightly resemble human. Orriginally found on Mars (even they didn't want her). 9 A cross between a man and woman.
I have no idea what you are talking about. I am going to do a Stapleton in the closet.
by Skared January 26, 2008
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stap

-To bum a cigarette.
-Spineless
-To not drive one's own vehicle
-Attracted to beastly women
-To question one's sexuality
-To be hated at work by all
-A piece of shit who thinks everyone likes you
-Refer to ear fart!
"hey, can i stap a smoke?"
"honey, can i drive my car today?.....why not?"
"haha that's a good one, you got me good."
"i'm so glad everybody likes me"
by B Clark November 8, 2007
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Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.
You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.
by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005
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Stacy Johnson

a fake girl your friend makes to bullshit with you
Did you see Brian talking about "Stacy Johnson "?
by Fucknutchidebastard May 14, 2015
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Stacy

by Miss madness December 19, 2016
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Stacy

Someone who is kinda rich but pretends to be poorer tryd to be "relatable"
Shes such a stacy she said she couldn't afford to go on the school trip but then drove home in her mercadies🙄😑
by Hey kiddos November 9, 2020
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