Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!
by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011
Get the Shit Splitmug. by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017
Get the splitting shitmug. The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009
Get the urinal-splitsmug. Split fuck is where some one is just so stupid. You have to split your hate towards the person in half. Before you go ahead and lose your fucking mind.
Doug barrett is such a split fuck
He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser
He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser
by Scottyd131313 May 27, 2018
Get the split fuckmug. by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020
Get the Split Shiftmug. Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle
Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
by the-beard-of-edward-teach September 2, 2023
Get the saratoga splitmug. “I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022
Get the Lickety splitmug.