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Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.
Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!
by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011
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split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .
Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!
by Omg that girl January 28, 2014
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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 13, 2019
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You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do
Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX
by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021
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kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.
Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.
by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019
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split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside
dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night
by muttafugga June 24, 2016
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wickedly split

by cowboycj February 11, 2014
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