Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!
by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011
Get the Shit Splitmug. Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities
by pigslips October 17, 2013
Get the split merkmug. by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020
Get the Split Shiftmug. Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle
Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
by the-beard-of-edward-teach September 2, 2023
Get the saratoga splitmug. “I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022
Get the Lickety splitmug. Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018
Get the Split a Tangerinemug. by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017
Get the splitting shitmug.