Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

by GxRice April 10, 2023

proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.

Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?

by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007

seat spank

when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.

"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"

by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010

Frank Spankin

A term created in Orangevale California 4/1/11... used to define a great time.

That was a frank spankin time.

by scan scan April 20, 2011

Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.

Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!

by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011

cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

Tity Slanker

A girl who has boobs that grew much lower then most, rather then saggy they just grew on there ribcage

upon taking her shirt off Jesse had a rare case of Tity Slanker or Tity Slankish

by nasty,nasty,nasty January 31, 2015