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Poo Singer

A cock with poo on it that is sucked by a women or man.
The poo singer had just finished being cornholed when she sucked the cock post-hast without washing it.
by TheKaren December 17, 2008
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internet spine

Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.
John regularly uses his internet spine to post false statements on online discussion boards.
by Ms. Tami March 14, 2012
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Pianist Spine

When you play the piano for so long that when you get up to move around your spine cracks in various places.
"Ugh, after that performance my back so cramped up!"

"Lol you got pianist spine. Youre gonna be crackin for days."
by greatestperson_itw August 7, 2012
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kentucky spine shifter

Supplies:
A pack of frozen marbles
A slip and slide
A pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
Fishing line "the strong stuff"
Philips head screwdriver WOMAN ADVISORY!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign--
Eyepatch
Bon Jovi CD (demo if possible)

Procedure-
Reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi CD
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver
by mcsourmilk April 20, 2014
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pork slinger

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.
by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016
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dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.
Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.
by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016
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dirty singer

A local Pittsburgh favorite, born on many a late nights within the taverns of Squirrel Hill in the East End of Pittsburgh and enjoyed by the local elite, servants of the public trust, and anyone in between. Equally appropriate as a post-dinner digestif or on later stops of an all-night bar crawl, the base of this unique cocktail is a low-end to mediocre gin, such as Gordon’s or Seagram’s, poured into a highball glass over ice. Then balance out to just shy of the rim with Sprite to enliven the gin and tingle the taste buds. Finally, top off with a splash of cranberry, slightly tainting the hue of the beverage and adding a subtle layer of complexity for silky smooth drinkability
Bartender: “Can I get you a drink?”
Patron: “Sure, I’ll take a Dirty Singer.”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
Patron: “Gin and Sprite with a splash of cranberry.”
Bartender: “Why the hell didn’t you just say so to begin with? That’ll be $9.25.”
by TheShadowMan December 25, 2017
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