Rectal specter

someone who frequently and compulsively makes subtle dirty jokes about common daily occurrences. or a person that takes pride in being a perverted douche canoe while not realizing how deconstructive it is to their social status, eventually becoming a ghost of their former sense of humor who people eventually start to hate.

If that rectal specter makes one more "that's what she said" joke im going to chris brown a bitch

by Sublimon January 22, 2010

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pro spectate

people at sporting events that are able to participate or want to but only watch,

pro spectate: hey are you racing your car today? no I'm pro spectating,

by master-debater May 8, 2013

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Foggy Spectacles

A man masturbates and gets as much pre-cum as he can on the lenses of a woman's glasses then leaves them face up for 12 hours to dry on the lenses making them foggy.

I was getting kinda annoyed at Amy for keeping those 3D glasses so I did the Foggy Spectacles.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

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cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

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Text-spectating

the urge to receive a text back after sending one to someone

Text-spectating is essential if you want him to fall over for you. I left him on read so that he would be text-spectating and now we've been dating for six months.

by Michael Fox September 13, 2018

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